Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 26, 1980

Transcript:

Zonker: I just think we're humiliating ourselves by sticking it out... Man: What do you think, Zonk? Zonker: I propose we quietly de-band at half-time... Man: Hmm... Man: Me? Me again? B.D: Terry, the game's almost over. You're the only chance we've got. Man: Don't you think they know that? It's so obvious! The whole team will be keying on me! I'll get killed again! I'm tired of being taken for granted! "Give it to dumb ol' Terry!" Don't you think i feel pain? Well, I've had it! I quit! B.D: Okay, Terry, I understand. Man: You do? B.D: Of course I do, Terry. And I wish you all the best. But I wonder if you could do me a small favor... Man: Like what? B.D: On your way off the field, do you think you could deliver something to the end zone for me? Man: Uh.. sure, if it's not too heavy. B.D: Not at all. But it is a rush. Could you do this for me on three?