Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 30, 1980

Transcript:

Mike: I just don't think I can face calling around to find a New Year's date again... Zonker: I've got an ideal, Mike. Why don't you advertise for one on Mark's radio show? Mike: What? Zonker: Sure! You'd reach a lot more girls that way. There has to be someone out there in the same bind as you! Mike: Oh, c'mon, Zonker, who's going to want to go out with someone so desperate he'd advertise on the radio? Mark: I think Mike's right, Zonker. Zonker: Okay, what if you threw in some free records or something? Mark: Hmm... yeah, that might work.