Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 17, 1981

Transcript:

Alexander Haig: Ten-hut! At ease! Reagan: Thanks, Al. Haig: Well, look who's here - the vicar! Man: Hi, Al. What brings you over to our little baliwick? Haig: International terrorism! It's reached crisis proportions! Man: It has? Haig: I need powers of a sweeping-type nature if I'm to impact a badly deteriorating scenario! Where's that wimp of a crisis manager? Man: The Vice President? He's out of town speaking. Are you sure this is a crisis, Al? Haig: Of course it's a crisis! Where's the President? Man: He's indisposed! Haig: Then I'm in charge! Take cover! Adjourn Congress! Man: Al, he's just taking a nap...