Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 13, 1981

Transcript:

J.J: She's on her way, Mr. Duke. No, I don't now if she got unmarked bills. Woman: Good day, is Miss Huan in? J.J: No, I'm sorry. She's gone out. Woman: Will she be returning soon? J.J: I'm not sure.. is here something I could help you with? Woman: Perhaps. I am Miss Chang from the Chinese embassy. J.J: Yes, Miss Chang. What seems to be the problem? Woman: Well, it seems Miss Huan has been taking out student loans using the embassy as a reference. This puzzles us, since the stipend for her fellowship should be enough to cover her expenses. J.J: Gee, that is puzzling, Miss Chang. Honey lives very simply. She doesn't even have a stereo. Whatever she's doing with the money, I'm sure it's for a good cause! Honey: You won't blow this on drugs again, will you, sir? Duke: Don't be absurd. It's for my safehouse.