Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 15, 1981

Transcript:

King: Simpson, these projections are staggering! Are you sure you've got your numbers right? Man: I ran the figures through the computer twice, chief. King: So what are you recommending? If we don't get this deficit under control, the trustees will have my head! Man: Well, sir, the logical place to start is salaries. King: Good! I concur! It's time we cut a little of the fat out of the faculty payroll! Man: Not to mention Administration salaries. King: I said fat, Simpson, not bone marrow! Man: Quite right, sir. We've suffered enough.