Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 22, 1981
December 21, 1981
December 23, 1981
Transcript:
Honey: You wanted to see me, sir? Duke: Yeah, honey, I've got a sure-fire investment I want to discuss with you. Honey: But, sir, I... Boy: Hey, Santa! Duke: Not now, kid. Boy: Santa, you're nothing but a bald, skinny fake! Duke: Yeah, well, you're nothing but a snotty-faced, whimpering little greedhead! Boy: Waaah! Honey: You have a nice touch, sir. Duke: Thanks. Why don't we go someplace quieter?
