Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 20, 1982
Transcript:
Duke: Okay, Al. I need a deckhand, so here's the deal. Since per capita income in Haiti is about $300, I'm prepared to double that. You also get grub and a berth on the boat. Now, if you keep your nose clean, we'll get along fine, but if you screw up even once, I'll feed you to immigration so fast it'll make your head spin! Honey: Don't worry, Alphonse, fi he tries that, you can always turn him in to the police. He's on the run just like you! Al: Oh? Duke: Honey! Honey: Just trying to make it a fair fight, sir. Al: Hey, boss, could I have a raise?