Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 26, 1982
Transcript:
King: So is it as bad as we thought, George? George: Worse. We may have to make some radical changes over at admissions, King. Take a look at these applicant financial profiles. There's no way we can keep admitting these kids regardless of need. What we desperately need is an infusion of old money. King: Preppies. You want more preppies. George: Yes, but just brand name preppies. Dupont. Mellon. Ford. If we can get a few dynasties in here, we won't have to take so many. King: Hmmm...can we keep them away from the other students? George: I'm sure they'd prefer it. I'll just get one of them to give us a dorm.