Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 05, 1982
Transcript:
Mark: Okay, now this will be your station, Zonk. You'll be working for the class of '42. Zonker: I gotta level with you, Mark, I'm a bit nervous. I haven't tended bar in ages. Mark: Nothing to it. Now, the nuts and chips are down there. Also your mixers - tonic water, soda, and O.J.! Zonker: Where do you keep the dope? Mark: No dope, Zonk. The university can't afford it. Now, here in front is the wine and also the vodka. Zonker: I forget, what's vodka? Is that a mixer, too? Mark: You're kidding me. Zonker: I told you, Mark. This isn't my scene!