Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 06, 1982
Transcript:
Man: Hey, Albie, you remember where you were when you got the news of Pearl Harbor? Albie: Sure, who doesn't? Hey, kid, gimme a scotch on the rocks, okay? Man: I was at the stork club in New York. The bandleader announced it. Albie: I was training at Parris Island, some of the guys actually cheered. Zonker: Excuse me, sir? Man: Doesn't it make you sick knowing FDR knew about the attack in advance? Albie: He did not! That theory is complete bunk! Zonker: Uh...sir? Hello? Albie: What is it, kid? Zonker: What's the recipe for scotch on the rocks?