Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 16, 1982
April 15, 1982
April 17, 1982
Transcript:
Bernie: Mr. Vice President! You're in charge now! Mike: Fabulous! I think this war is survivable! I'm an optimist! Let's get a dialogue going! Al, how's it going with civil defense? B.D.: Not too good. I'm trying to evacuate the midwest sector, but I don't have enough guard units to deploy in both Chicago and Detroit. Bernie: Better hurry. We're starting to track some SS-13's over the Bering Strait! B.D.: Can't save both cities. I think I better bag Detroit. What do you guys think? Bernie: That's a decision only you can make, Mr. Secretary. Zonker: It's certainly no skin off my nose. I've already been vaporized. B.D.: What the hell, it's already a ghost town anyway.... Zonker: Hey, Bernie, could you rig me up for Pac-man while you guys finish off the planet?
