Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 26, 1982
Transcript:
Honey: How much longer before the ferry gets here, sir? Dick: It should be here momentarily. Anxious to be leaving, are you? Honey: Actually, sir, I'm a little ambivalent. Duke and I had some wonderful times here. I guess I'm also a little let down. When we first arrived, I claimed the island for China. I thought I'd discovered a new vacation spot for the masses to come to. Dick: You claimed Matagorda for China? Honey: Well, most of it. I lost the mineral rights to Duke in a poker game.