Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 08, 1982

Transcript:

Roland: Boy, I'm amazed these pants made it back. Look at all these rips. They sure bring back a lot of memories! Yes, these pants tell quite a story. Take, for instance, this tough, greasy stain from Lebanon. Know how I got it? I was interviewing a beautiful P.L.O. guerrilla at a cafe in Beirut when we heard gunfire. I asked her where we could go for safety... Joanie: Listen, would it be okay if I didn't hear about your stain from Lebanon? Roland: Suddenly she took a bullet and fell into my spaghetti.