Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 15, 1982
July 14, 1982
July 16, 1982
Transcript:
Roland: Okay if I do my stand-up in front of that burned-out T-72, captain? Man: Sure. As long as you only show Syrian tanks, no problem. Roland: Good. Now, we'd like to make the shot a little more active. Think you could get one of your flyboys to make a quick pass in an F-16? Man: No, I'm afraid that's... Roland: Don't worry, we'll pick up the tab. Also, if you could drop a few mortar rounds in behind me... Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Hedley. But we're not here to create war effects for you. Roland: Oh, come off it! You do it for Geraldo Rivera all the time! Man: Only if we're between actions. Besdies, he's a big star, no?
