Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 19, 1982
Transcript:
TV: From strife-stricken southern Lebanon, this is Roland Burton Hedley, III. Zonker: Did anyone see anny green in that whole report? Roland: Nope. Not a sprig. Just sand and smoke. Zonker: Figures. Roland: Same sad story. Zonker: In war, plants are the first casualties. Roland: Hey, it's a desert, fellahs. Lighten up.
Roland has switched from Junior to The Third. I guess he thought it sounded classier.