Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 12, 1982

Transcript:

Zonker: So I can't drop your course, Professor? And you call yourself a scholar and a gentleman! I don't believe it! Bigby won't let me drop his art course! Mike: You mean, "Pots For Jocks"? But that's a the biggest gut at the college. He passes everyone, whether you go or not. Zonker: Well, nobody told me that! And all I need is one more credit and I graduate! Mike: But that's great, Z.. Zonker: Great? Are you kidding? Do I look like I'm ready to graduate? I mean, try to imagine me out in the real world, totally on my own! Mike: It's no use. I can't. Zonker: Exactly. I'd be eaten alive out there! These teachers never stop to consider the human cost!