Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 05, 1982
October 04, 1982
October 06, 1982
Transcript:
B.D.: Okay, listen up, everyone! Today is a very big day for yours truly! There's a scout for the Dallas Cowboys here to watch the game! Zonker: Oh, no... B.D.: So I don't want any slip-ups today! If you guys look bad, then I look bad, got it? Zonker: Wait a minute, cap'n. You're not seriously thinking of turning pro? B.D.: You bet I am, Harris! And if you screw up... Kirby: Don't do it, B.D.! Pro careers can be nasty, brutish, and short. Zonker: Besides, they make you take cocaine in the NFL now. B.D.: They do no! It's strictly voluntary! Zonker: Oh, yeah? Then why do the players need so much money?
