Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 25, 1984

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Honey: We're also running low on surfing wax, sir. Duke: Well, that does it! We'll have to raise tuition! Honey: Again? THat's the third time this week, sir. Duke: A quality education doesn't come cheap, Honey. Curits, dean Honey tells me you began your medical education in Grenada. Curtis: That's right, man. St. George's. I was one of the guys who got rescued. Good thing, too. It was about two days before finals, and I hadn't cracked a book in weeks! Talk about being saved by the bell! I was so relieved that when I got home I literally kissed the ground. Duke: You know, I wondered about that. Curtis: That's what I like about this place, man. You don't have that kind of insane academic pressure. Here at Baby Doc there's some perspective. You strike just the right balance between academics and surfing. Duke: Well, that's so if you play your boards, you can always get work as a lifeguard. Curtis: See? That takes vision. You're an awesome educator, man.