Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 18, 1985
Transcript:
Zonker: Good Lord! It's an orgy! Curtis: No, it's not man. This is what a bunch of college kids hsaring a motel room looks like! Zonker: Are you sure? Curtis: Sure, I'm sure. I'll show you. Excuse me! Is anybody here getting any action? People: Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Curtis: See? Person: Wait a minute. I am. Person 2: You wish, weenie. That's the mattress.