Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 20, 1985
October 19, 1985
October 21, 1985
Transcript:
Zonker: Places everyone! A star is re-born! Duke: Hi, there. I'm Duke and the other fella is my nephew Zonker. Would you like to earn extra cash? Meet girls? Then consider a career as a fully licensed physician. Already employed? Well, a medical education also makes a great gift, and with baby doc's low introductory tuition, a surprisingly affordable one. Now, maybe some of you are thinking, "Hold on, Duke. Why should I go to baby doc when I can go to a name school like Harvard or Cornell?" Well, does Cornell have optional exams and valet student parking? Does Harvard put a flower and a kron chocolate on your pillow every night? Zonker: I think not. Duke: Zonker wanted a line, so that was it. Thank you for listening.
