Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 15, 1985

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Duke: Oh..no...I forgot to give exams....next semester, I've got to get organized! Zonker: Before we all take off for vacation, I'd just like to offer a yuletide toast! This has been an exciting semester. At baby doc, the designer drug conference, then the bomb scares, and then the designer drug festival! Everyone here has worked long hours this fall. Everyone has made enormous sacrifices. Some of us have experienced ridicule for attending Baby Doc when we could have gone to some fancypants name college like Grenada or Aruba. But, we toughed it out, why? Because we're hungry! Because more than anything else in the world, we want to pass the bar and become lawyers! Duke: Doctors. Zonker: Doctors! Pass the bar, and become doctors!