Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 13, 1986

Transcript:

Alice: Shoot...only tuna fish tins again...dumpster divin' ain't what it used to be in this neighborhood! I got an idea for your next homelessness remote Matt. Do it from the dump of a hotel they put me in1 You know how much the owner gets for a dirty single room with no hot water or linen? Three grand a month! Mark: No kidding? Alice: And the bum tells the city he's operatin' at a loss! Mark: A loss! Yeah, yeah, that's it! A big loss! Costing him millions! Yeah, that's the ticket! Alice: Great impression, ducks! Mark: You've seen the pathological liar on 'Saturday Night Live'? Alice: Oh...no...I thought you were doing someone else. Mark: Who's that? Ronald Reagan: There aren't any homeless! Theyr'e...they're campers! Yeah, that's it, 2 million campers! That's the ticket!