Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 13, 1986

Transcript:

Boopsie: I fell like we're in Poland! Six hours in line for a single 1/2 carat diamond! I thought being an American meant only standing in line for rock tickets! Person: Attention, ladies! We are completely sold out of gem-quality diamonds today! People: What?! Person: All we have left are uncut industrial grade. Boopsie: I'll take 'em! B.D.: Now, hon, they're for making drills. The world according to Diamond Don Regan All too true1