Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 22, 1987

Transcript:

Mike: Hey, Zonk, would you like to read the Sinatra biography? Zonker: Sure. But who's got $21.95 these days? Mike: Check it out! Zonker: Wow! Frank Sinatra: (Obscenity) (Homosexual) Degenerate! I'll kill you the next time I see you! I'll kill you! I knew she's with that (epithet)! I'll kill her! I'll kill her! Next time I'll kill you! I'll kill you! Do you want your legs broken, you (obscenity, obscenity)?....So help me, I'll kill you! Do you hear me? Tell that guy not to sue me if he knows what's good for him! I'll break both his legs! I'm going to kill that Cuban (obscenity)! We warned you to stop using the Sinatra material in your act! I'll get a guy to bury you, you (epithet) (obscenity)! You (racial slur)! Bill, sometimes I wish someone would really hurt you so I could kill them. A message to New York Daily Mirror editor Lee Mortimer...A message to Ava Gardner...One to photographer William Eccles. To Peter Lawford...To parking attendant Eddie Moran....to Desi Arnaz...to comedian Jackie Mason...to casino manager Carl Cohen...Of course, Frank had his tender side, to friend Bill Green...