Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 19, 1987

Transcript:

B.D.: Okay. Reality time fellah! Bottom-line me! What? Listen Jack, my client isn't traveling 21,000 years for an offer like that! Man: B.D., I'm running a little alte today, so just bottom-line me, okay? B.D.: Fine. I want you to release personal management for Hunk-Ra! Man: Who? B.D.: Hunk-Ra, the 21,000 year-old warrior that Boopsie channels for. I want to book her into some of the new age festivals this summer. It's an incredibly lucrative vehicle, and since I discovered the Hunk, I want a taste. Man: Cool with me, babe. As long as she doesn't miss auditions. The kid can dispense all the karmic corn she wants! B.D.: Hunk-Ra doesn't just dispense karmic corn, man. Man: Oh? What else does Hunk-Ra do? B.D.: He also gives practical advice. You know, like household tips and stuff. Boopsie: ...And use lemon juice to control dust bunnies! Other Man: Hunk-Ra is great. Hunk-Ra is wise.