Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 05, 1987
Transcript:
Woman: Lord Hunk-Ra, I'd like to ask some personal advice. There's a guy at work who always winks at me in the parking lot. What should I do? Boopsie: First, curse him in the name of Zrod! Then, take a battle ax and split his skull like an overripe cantaloup! Woman: Oh. How aobut if he seems nice? Boopsie: Go to him! Bear his children!