Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 08, 1987
October 07, 1987
October 09, 1987
Transcript:
Ron Headrest: You know, when it comes to character defense, I must confess to an advantage: I've got unlimited air-time, any place, any t-t-time! To rectify this unfair situation, I'd like to make an offer to my opponets. If anyone of you should develop a character d-d-defect, I'd be happy to access the public and clear it up, up! Jack! Tired of those rumors about California? Let me put them to r-r-rest! Pat! Want me to set your military record straight? It's only fair, fair! Any of you plagued by stories of womanizing? Trust me to handle it with d-d-discretion, Jesse!
