Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 22, 1987

Transcript:

Sal: C'mon, open up in there! Man: Not another one... Sal: I know you're in there! Man: When will it end? Sal: Yo, youngster! House call! It's the doctor! Man: Doctor? I didn't call a doctor. Sal: That's doctor Whoope, cousin! Your safe sex campus rep! Man: oh... Sal: So what'll it be today? Man: Um...is this something we're required to buy? Like the mug and the school ring? Sal: You're a freshman, I take it. Man: Uh...yeah. Sal: Kansas? Man: Close. Iowa. Sal: Okay, then you'll be needing our starter kit. Man: Will this be billed home?