Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 27, 1987

Transcript:

Mark: So "experimented" with pot lately? Mike: No. I haven't "experimented" in years. How about you? Still "experimenting," are you? Mark: I can't seem to get it right! So who do you like for president so far, Mike? Mike: I'm still shopping. Yourself? Mark: Paul Simon, my man, without question! Zonker: Hey, me, too! Mark: His balanced budget rap is a bit screwy, but the convictions are there, steadfast and unadorned. Zonker: I like his stand on apartheid too! Mike: But how can an unrepentant liberal like Simon win the general election? Mark: Well, he'd probably have to get someone like Al Gore on the ticket with him! Zonker: Gore? Simon and Gore? Mark: Absolutely. Why not? Zonker: Well, I...I just assumed he'd go with Garfunkel. Mike: Why don't we pick this up after he goes to bed?