Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 24, 1988
Transcript:
Joanie: There you go comfy? Jeff: Mmph! Joanie: Well? Aren't you coming? Jeff: I can't move. Joanie: Jeff? Don't take your sled up there, sweetheart! Woman: My! Your little boy seems like quite a handful. How old is he? Joanie: He's just five. Woman: Won't be long before he's in school, right? Have you had him tested? Boy, that whole business is just a nightmare, don't you think? The gifted programs in our district are so hard to get into, so we've hired a tutor and an education consultant. We just think it's so important for a child to get off on the right foot! Joanie: I see. Woman: May I ask how you're... Joanie: Correspondence school. We're religious fanatics.