Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 19, 1988
Transcript:
Man: How does your girl do so well, Rosenthal? It's not like she grew up in an Asian family. Mr. Rosenthal: No, but we've been raising her like an Asian child. Man: Aha! Like how? Mr. Rosenthal: By teaching her the value of discipline, hard work, and respect for elders. Woman: Oh. But doesn't that give her an unfair advantage? Man: yeah, this is America Rosenthal!
Thus, forty years later, Varsity Blues.