Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 28, 1988
Transcript:
Carlos: What an hombre! Tonight we honor Comandante Less-than-zero, the finest contra field officer of his generation! He leaves us after eight years of inspired leadership! Why is he retiring? Well, because he...um...he..well, it's hard to say, really...he's...uh... Comandante: Oh, hell, Carlos, my base camp was just wiped out! Carlos: Oh...you know.... Comandante less-than-zero taxes early retirement.