Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 21, 1988
Transcript:
Phil: Look, kid, most of us were guilty of nothing more than capitalistic zeal. Hell, it wasn't until recently that insider trading was even considered a crime! It was men like us who won the Cold War! Amnesty was the least we deserved! (phone rings) Mark: Yeah, but what guarantee does society have that you guys won't strike again? Mrs. Slackmeyer: Honey? It's Lee's lawyer. He's been caught embezzling. Mark: See! Phil: Amazing. Zurich hasn't even opened yet.