Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 26, 1988

Transcript:

Donald Trump: And this is my private sun deck! It has bullet-proof glass, a circular pool, and a hydraulically lifted sun bed! Duke: Amazing, Mr. Trump! Donald Trump: Quality means everything, captain! The gold fixtures! The tortoise shell ceiling! It's unbelievable this much quality exists outside my imagination! And look, more quality! The onyx desk, hand carved by a whole village of artisans! Duke: Incredible! Donald Trump: And over there, that's my wife! Look at the quality! Duke: Very impressive!