Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 29, 1989
January 28, 1989
January 30, 1989
Transcript:
TV announcer: Coming up, Geraldo's greatest hits! Geraldo: This is Geraldo! The show you're about to see can only be described as unspeakably shocking! It contains material so graphic, so explicit, that we must strongly caution viewers with small children! Please, have your children leave the room at once! They should not be exposed to the scenes of open carnality that will be shown immediately after this warning! Again, you must send your children away! Do not let them watch! We cannot be responsible for the effects of the squalid, nightmarish footage to come! To let your kids see these scenes of unspeakable depravity would be irresponsible and dangerous! So, for the love of god, I beg you, get them out of the room! And now, on with our show! Kids: Yeaaa!
