Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 08, 1989

Transcript:

Havoc: Those are our terms, colonel. Read them carefully. Basically, we're offering $75 a day, plus travel expenses, plus a pro rated bonus if you're successful. Colonel: $75 a day plus travel expenses? What is this, a coup d'etat or jury duty? This is an insult! This is outrageous! Havoc: It's our best offer, chief...everyone else is working for scale, too. You pull off the coup, you'll get a nice taste on the back end. Take it or leave it. Colonel: God, I hate working for foreign powers! Havoc: Hey, Japan owns us! Life's tough all over!