Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 10, 1989

Transcript:

Roland: There's one! There's a man on the street! Let's nail him. Excuse me. Sir, are you a man in the street? Man: Why, yes. Yes I am! Roland: We're doing a follow-up on last month's elections. How did you feel about the candidates for governor? Man: The candidates for governor? Well, I didn't feel anyting at first. I just didn't know very much about either man. But then I started watching their campaign commercials. It turns out one of the guys was a tax cheat who abused his wife and favored giving crack to furloughed sex offenders. Roland: And the other candidate? Man: He was a corrupt alcoholic who favored murdering babies and burning the flag. Roland: So who'd you vote for? Man: The wife-beater. I thought he had better denials.