Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 17, 1989

Transcript:

Man: Gentlemen! To the order! Man 2: To the order! Man 3: To the order! Man: This year's crop is abysmal! We're just not attracting Yale's finest anymore! Skull and bones, once the citadel of the elite, is no longer even considered by many of today's topdrawer seniors! Why? Because we're out of touch! When people think of skull and bones, all they think of is Latin incantations, carved gargoyles, and the crumbling skulls of largely forgotten figures like Balzac and Martin Van Buren! This order has to join the 20th century or perish! Man 2: Got any suggestions, Winnie? Man: As a matter of fact I do, Skull and bones, Poppy Bush's secret necro