Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 14, 1990
Transcript:
Paul McCartney (singing): Well, she was just seventeen... Zonker: Where are you? Mike: Wilson Junior High, in my dad's Fairlane. McCartney: ...Since I saw her standing there! Zonker: Tribute time! Got a match? Mike: A match? I don't think so. Excuse me? Do you have a match? Zonker: Got a match or lighter? Man: Sorry. I don't smoke. Mike: Anyone here have a match? To hold up for Paul? Anyone? Zonker: Match, dude? Man: Sorry. I gave up cigarettes twenty years ago! And I stopped smoking dope last year. Man #2: Want to hold up my beeper? It glows. Mike: Um... Zonker: Really? You gave up dope? Man: Had to man. My grandchildren were all over my case.