Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 02, 1990

Transcript:

Donald Trump: I gotta say to you people, I can't believe all the press this thing's attracted...This is the divorce of the decade, of the century! This divorce is so big I got 65 people at a P.R. firm working night and day to get out my side of the story! Hell, I've got nine people - specialists, the tops in their field - just handling questions about my infidelity! Reporter: And what a job they've done, sir. Trump: Hey, you pay top dollar, you're gonna get good damage control!