Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 15, 1990
Transcript:
Marla Maples: I know! I'm going as a favor! Hmm... Hey, Marla Maples! You've just been invited to a casino opening by the most famous adulterer on the planet! What will you wear? Who will do you hair? How will you keep it from getting messed up by the helicopter prop wash? And how will you portray yourself to the press - as victimized bimbo or gold-digging mistress? Decision, decision!