Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 07, 1990
Transcript:
Alice: I gotta tell ya, Ducks, I'm a little skeptical you can find all of us in one night! Man: We are too, Alice...we know we'll miss a lot of people. The purpose of the census is to establish a baseline, a framework for discussing the homeless... Elmont: What about the hopeless? What about the helpless? What about the rootless? What about the toothless? What about the young and the restless? Man: We're counting them, too, Elmont. Elmont: Why? What makes them so special? Have they done Letterman? Alice: Earth to Elmont. What is your position?