Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 12, 1990
Transcript:
Zonker: Hi, is this Food-Mart? yeah, do your delivery guys use bikes or vans? Bikes? Great! I'd like to order some groceries! Lemme see...what have you got that's salt-free, fat-free, cholesterol-free, refined sugar-free, alar-free, chemical additive-free, unrecyclable packaging-free, dolphin-free, organically and humanely produced by union wokers and reasonably priced? Okay...good. I'll take a dozen. The name's Doonesbury. 141 Avenue B. Apartment 4-B, okay? Thanks. Mike: So what's for dinner? Zonker: Pot holders.