Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 15, 1990

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Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to bear witness to the holy wedlock of Philip Slackmeyer and Gail Colby. While this is a joyous occasion, marriage is a profound commitment, and should not be entered lightly. If anyone present knows any reason why these two should not be wedded, speak now or forever hold your peace! Person: They look absurd together! Person 2: He's got a record! Person 3: She could do better! Priest: There being no objection, do you, Gail, take...