Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 17, 1990

Transcript:

Phil: Let me just say one last thing here, and then I'll shut up and sit down...when people see a December-May couple such as us, they're sometimes tempted to make certain assumptions to those people, let me just say one thing-I'm broke. That's right, dead broke! My lawyers took most of what I saved through the years, and my ex-wife got the rest. The only thing I can offer my new bride is my unconditional devotion! God willing, that will be enough. Man: Wow..do you suppose she knew? Mark: I don't get it. Why are we all here?