Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 27, 1990
May 26, 1990
May 28, 1990
Transcript:
Rev. Sloan: I can't believe it's benediction time again... Zonker: How many does this make? Rev. Sloan: Twenty. Zonker: Incredible! What drives them all to graduate? President King: Members of the class of 1990: a college graduation is the tribal rite in which we celebrate our special diversity. As I gaze out over your restless ranks, I see in you the dynamic multiplicty of society itself...I see the scholars, the leaders, the artists, teh engineers...I see the pre-meds, teh computer jocks, the party girls, the grinds, the goof-offs, the dreamers and the schemers, the activists and the conservatives, the frat boys and the...the...where are the basketball players? Man: We tried, sir. Duke we ain't.
