Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 16, 1990
September 15, 1990
September 17, 1990
Transcript:
Zonker: Yakkity yak! Don't talk back! Do I have a social life? Well, of course I have a social life! In fact, it's quite robust! Just last year, I was dating..uh...Madonna! That's right, Madonna! What? ...No, she's not like that at all! Madonna puts her cones on one at a time. Just like anyone else! Don't worry about me, really. I'll be fine...Oh, hey, look at the time! I've been talking my head off all afternoon. I better go. No, really...thanks for caring though, okay? You guys are the best! Bye, bye! Mike: Parents? Zonker: No, a group of strangers. Cool, huh? It only costs $1.00 a minute!
