Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 24, 1991
Transcript:
B.D.: You can't believe this parade they've got planned for us, babe! Charlton Heston is the grand marshal, and he leads us from Bob Dylan's place down to the colony, where we get the key to Malibu from Tom Cruise! Then we're supposed to do this re-enactment of the battle of Khafji on the beach. One of us sits in the lifeguard chair and spots artillery rounds... Boopsie: And the rest of you? B.D.: We storm Johnny Carson's tennis court.