Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 18, 1991

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Man: Wonder what's taking him so long... Other man: zzzzzz.... Man: Yo, customs! What's the holdup? Other man: You're the last track outa here, man. If you're not clean, my Co. will hand me my head! Man: What're you looking for? Other man: Iraqi war trophies, pistols, grenades, AK-47s, rockets, mines, shells - you name it! Most guys chicken out and drop their stuff in the amnesty barrel, but you wouldn't believe some of the things we've found hidden in the vehicles and tracks! Well, I've gone over every inch of this thing. Guess you check out. Man: Of course I do! Other man: Appreciated your giving me a break, man. Tankers are always trying to get some damn thing by us... Man: Not me, man! Unless of course you count the tank. Other man: Have a good one.