Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 19, 1991
Transcript:
Mike: Zonk, we have to talk. Zonker: Sure thing, bud. What's up? Mike: Zonk, I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. We can't afford you anymore. Zonker: Afford me? But you're not paying me anything! Mike: Z, you eat like a horse. It's like I'm feeding a family of nine! I just can't stretch my unemployment comp to carry you! Zonker: I don't believe this! After all I've done for your child! Mike: Zonk... Zonker: The kid speaks fluent pig latin! This is my thanks?